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02-08-2010, 10:05 PM
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Jokes.......must read
Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati
Mein: Q: What is you father name? Pathan: Plz Options? A. Dilawar B. Changez C. Feroz D. Sultan Pathan: Life line 50/50 A. Dilawar C. Feroze Pathan: Audience Vote. 75% Dilawar 25% Feroze Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.” Kisko call karengy? Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko! ************************************************** ************************************************** Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai? Dear, sweetu ya jaanu. Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”. *************************************************** *************************************************** Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye. Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!” *************************************************** *************************************************** Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. *************************************************** *************************************************** JOIN SOD COMMUNITY ON ORKUT Jatt |
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02-09-2010, 11:08 AM
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RE: Jokes.......must read
Nice stuff
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02-09-2010, 02:44 PM
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RE: Jokes.......must read
good oneeeeee
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